Showing posts with label Cooler than the Marlboro Man. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cooler than the Marlboro Man. Show all posts

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Happy Birthday, Herschel Walker

WARNING: This picture alone could impregnate unprotected people.
Herschel turns 50 today, which means he is 25 in normal human years. Except for his knowledge. He has the knowledge of a 75 year old Hindi shaman. Who is a violin prodigy, and invented a bearded man to serve as the model for a beer commercial spokesman, in his nighttime brain living workouts.

Recently someone made the comment that Bo Jackson>Herschel Walker. I simply state that Bo was a great athlete, but until he competes in the Winter Olympics, wins an MMA fight and a Nobel Prize, he simply won't be as good as Herschel.

The Auburn fan was quick to point out that Herschel has not won a Nobel Prize, to which I replied, "Only because he hasn't tried."

Happy 50th Birthday, #34.

TD
See also:
--My God! A Fifty Year Old!-Bernie's Dawg Blog

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Bauerle to Receive Hartman Award

The Hartman Award is the highest award the University bestows on a former student-athlete.  Bauerle has led the Women's Swimming and Diving program to 4 National Championships and coached the US Olympic Swim team.  He'll be recognized during the game on Saturday.

He is a gem of a guy, to boot.

Congrats to a DGD.

TD