Happy Birthday, Herschel Walker

WARNING: This picture alone could impregnate unprotected people.

Herschel turns 50 today, which means he is 25 in normal human years. Except for his knowledge. He has the knowledge of a 75 year old Hindi shaman. Who is a violin prodigy, and invented a bearded man to serve as the model for a beer commercial spokesman, in his nighttime brain living workouts.

Recently someone made the comment that Bo Jackson>Herschel Walker. I simply state that Bo was a great athlete, but until he competes in the Winter Olympics, wins an MMA fight and a Nobel Prize, he simply won't be as good as Herschel.

The Auburn fan was quick to point out that Herschel has not won a Nobel Prize, to which I replied, "Only because he hasn't tried."

Happy 50th Birthday, #34.

TD
See also:
--My God! A Fifty Year Old!-Bernie's Dawg Blog

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Warning: The following video isn't safe for those with any sense of decency due to the wide use white rap beats, bad fade haircuts, over-sized muffintops, men in body socks, flip flops with socks and the use of the color orange. Viewer discretion is demanded.

TD